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Baby X

by Sivan Keren

Link to article on walrusmagazine.com

“If you must put me in a box, make sure it’s a big box. With lots of windows. And a door to walk through.” —Dan Bern

A couple of weeks ago, and with bittersweet irony, on the day I found out that one of my favourite aunties had passed, this photo (above)—cyber-bounced around my family—made my own impending aunthood a reality. So in the spirit of looking at how far we’ve come, baby, and within the real-meets-conceptual space that this genderless creature exists, I’m wondering: when, how, and why do we ascribe gender?

It seems appropriate that this photo would find a semi-permanent home on the Internet, given that it’s likely had more web-fame than most unborn babies have (can I get a fact check?). And though said fetal celebrity has been mostly confined to my family, that’s not always as simple as it sounds. (To get a glimpse of her great-grandfetus, my eighty-five-year-old grandmother, for example, had to track down her computer teacher to unlock the shared computer room* on her kibbutz, but I digress.) Once we all successfully sorted out how to get a hold of this black and white blob—the question on the tip of our tongues was, without hesitation, Is it a boy or a girl?

This instinctual question reminds me of a story from my youth called Baby X. If you’re too busy/lazy/hungry to read the story, a quick spoiler: Mom and Dad keep the gender of their baby a secret, and they socialize their wee one as parents would (traditionally) socialize both a son and a daughter. The result: confusion for pretty much everyone, aside from the family itself, who is so pleased with the result of the Baby Xperiment, that they raise their second child as—you guessed it—Baby Y.

To be frank, at age ten, I thought Baby X was just another fictional yawn. (Was I also expected to believe that James, et al, were actually inside a peach?) I preferred facts—still do. And it would take another ten or fifteen years before I realized that the absence of this kind of critical gender thinking is what’s kept me, and pretty well everyone I know, in narrowly defined boxes. Girls are easier to raise. Boys will be boys. Should we not revisit these unconscious reactions? How much thought is given to the conceptual ride that expecting parents (and their eager families and friends) embark on when a fetus’ sex is revealed? How did these even come to pass?

Rosemary Tong and Gayle Rubin suggest:

The sex/gender system is a “set of arrangements by which a society transforms biological sexuality into products of human activity.” … [our] society uses certain facts about male and female physiology (chromosomes, anatomy, hormones) as the basis for constructing “masculine” and “feminine” identities and behavior…In the process of accomplishing this ideological task patriarchal society manages to convince itself its cultural constructions are somehow “natural” and therefore that one’s “normality” depends on one’s ability to display the gender identities and behaviors society culturally links with one’s biological sex.

It seems a rather obvious explanation, but without delving into a lengthy nature vs. nurture debate, consider, as Tong does, the potential dangers in dismissing a critical analysis of the above premise:

…the followers of Talcott Parsons, an eminent sociologist, used his writings to argue that distinctions between masculine and feminine traits are biological/natural rather than cultural/artificial, and that without rigid gender dimorphism, society could not function as well as it does now. Convinced gender identities and behaviors are not “an arbitrary imposition on an infinitely plastic biological base” but rather “an adjustment to the real biological differences between the sexes,” Parsons’s disciples confidently asserted that women’s subordination to men is natural.

Since becoming a (peripheral) part of this realm of parental expectancy, I’ve noticed that from the decision to breastfeed to appropriate naming—not only does everyone have an opinion—but expecting parents are force-fed advice of all kinds. So while I’m hesitant to join in the chorus of unsolicited opinion, what I’m interested in is this: Are we deliberate about our own roles in ascribing gender? Do we consciously accept that “knowing what colour to paint the baby’s room” is a legitimate excuse to put a not-yet-socialized baby in an easily understood and conveniently contained box? Or in doing so, do we squander an incredible opportunity for meaningful musing behind a very real veil of ignorance?

* This begs the joke: “What was Stalin’s favourite bread? ……… The kind you have to wait in line for.”

Rock Climbing in the City

Rock of love

BY Sivan Keren June 11, 2008 15:06

Link to article on EYE WEEKLY.com

Some couples are couch-­cruisers. To unwind, they lounge on IKEA furniture, crack open a beer and watch reruns of The King of Queens. Others, like Jeremy Leigh, 27, and Kellie Tutt, 27, cruise for cliffs. “We basically just drive around and look for a good place to pull over for a climb,” says Tutt.
The biggest thrill? “The chance of falling at any second,” says Leigh. And the biggest appeal? Climbing together.

“There’s a certain intimacy involved,” says Leigh, who teaches rock climbing at The Rock Oasis in Ajax. “Your life is in the hands of your partner and that helps build up trust and support.”
Although the ­newlyweds have hectic schedules, they get out for climbs as often as they can. “Life is really busy but we think it’s important to make the time,” says Tutt.

When they do, the two like to cruise up north to Arrowhead Provincial Park, near Huntsville. And there’s nothing like a secret to bring two people together. When asked about other great places to climb, Leigh responds, “We have our favourite secret spots.”

Coupled up? Grab your partner and turn on the mojo at The Rock Oasis downtown (27 Bathurst, 416-703-3434) or plan a romantic day trip to Rattlesnake Point, near Milton.

Lookin’ for love? Climb your way out of singledom with Meet Market Adventures’ singles’ intro to indoor climbing at Joe Rockhead’s Climbing Gym (29 Fraser, 416-538-7670) on July 3. $59.99/person. Though equipment and instruction are included, the gym recommends that you pack a lunch. Up your flirting ante by packing an extra juice box.

Finding a Vet in Toronto

For pet’s sake

BY Sivan Keren June 04, 2008 16:06

Link to article on EYEWEEKLY.COM

If 30 is the new 20, university is the new high school and common law is the new marriage, then pet is the new baby. We talk to them, we shop for them and some of us even dress them. And as the grown-ups in their lives, we’re responsible for their health.

While adopting a new pet is exciting — searching cage after adorable cage at the Humane Society, picking out your new little love and basking in cuteness so great you may never want to leave the house again — it brings along with it the dreaded challenge of finding a good vet. Combine typical new-parent fears with the stress of finding a trustworthy mechanic, and you have, in a nutshell, the experience of seeking reliable, affordable pet care in Toronto.

“To be honest, I don’t feel like I can trust any vets anymore,” says Cheryl Hawley, the doting owner of seven-year-old cat Nika. Hawley, who chose her first vet based on location and good reputation, found herself mired in frustration when her vet expensively misdiagnosed Nika on a number of occasions. Hawley has since switched to a new vet, whom she also found through word of mouth. But over $1,000 later — and with Nika’s ailments still unclear — Hawley is still wary, and searching for yet another vet.

“It’s frustrating because you’d really like to have some answers, and you just keep spending money,” says Hawley. “It’s one of those things where you know they have the cat’s best interest in mind, but not necessarily your best interest in mind.”

It’s a tricky balance to achieve: while it seems acceptable to opt out of superfluous vet visits, dental work and lab work, your pet undoubtedly requires some professional care. The key, then, is to determine what is essential, and how to keep those essential costs down.

Lee Oliver of the Toronto Humane Society admits that he takes his own pets to fewer check-ups than his vet recommends, but urges that there are instances where it’s imperative to just pay up.
“Don’t skimp out with a puppy or a kitten,” he says. “[They need] yearly check-ups, and [you should] get them de-wormed a couple of times.”

For outdoor pets, Oliver emphasizes the necessity of worm, flea and tick medication, adding that a growing trend away from these meds has caused a new influx of infection. Some pet owners, it seems, assume that if their neighbours’ pets are receiving the meds, their own pets will be safe without them. “But there are all kinds of animals out there that don’t take the medication, like raccoons,” says Oliver. And the debacle of an animal-to-animal infection (and subsequent animal-to-human infection) will ultimately set you back even more.

As for spaying and neutering, Oliver agrees with Bob Barker. “It’s always a good idea,” he says, and it need not be as expensive as you think. Though vets may charge upwards of $200 for the procedure, the city has a wait list for clean, affordable spaying and neutering. (Prices range from $40 to $90, depending on the sex and type of animal.)

When it comes to more expensive procedures, it can’t hurt to shop around. Any decision you make about your pet’s health is a personal one. Unfortunately, when pet is the new baby, your purse’s is not the only string the vet’s tugging on.

Toronto Bar and Patio Guide: Yorkville

YORKVILLE

Bar and Patio Guide

BY Sivan Keren May 14, 2008 18:05

Link to article on EYEWEEKLY.COM

See how the rich and famous kick it in the bohemian-turned-absurdly-wealthy neighbourhood of Yorkville. With bars, patios and restos peppering the pedestrian-­­friendly sidewalks, bar hopping around here is a lot more fun than cynics may suspect.

OLD STANDBYS With a massive 340-person patio, Remy’s (115 Yorkville, 416-968-9429) is about as swank as outdoor fine dining can get. Too busy to be pampered on a work-night? Treat a special someone to Remy’s rooftop on the weekend for a romantic Italian meal with live music to boot.

Named in honour of the WWII flyers (and established during the war itself) The Pilot (22 Cumberland, 416-923-5716) offers a sleek approach to the rooftop patio, which is cleverly named “The Flight Deck.” And don’t let crummy weather stop you, either. With regularly scheduled events like weekend jazz matinees, The Pilot is a Yorkville hot spot, rain or shine.

You don’t have to climb the CN tower to get a breathtaking view of the city. On the 51st floor of the Manulife Centre sits the aptly named Panorama (51-55 Bloor W., 416-967-5225) where the cocktail options are as impressive as the patio’s views of Toronto north and south.

Need a quick snack and a place to rest your stiletto-battered feet? Have a seat on the skinny sidewalk patio at MBCo (100 Bloor W., 416-961-6226) and enjoy fast food with a gourmet twist, including sandwiches, pizza and exotic fresh-squeezed juice combinations like lime and cucumber.

Redefining the term “old standby,” the resilient, post-fire and reopened Sassafraz (100 Cumberland, 416-964-2222) is not only in the heart of this neighbourhood, but it’s central to Yorkville’s identity. The stunning yellow house is a landmark for Torontonians and visitors alike. And with the availability of online reservations (www.sassafraz.ca), arranging a full Yorkville experience on the flowery awning-covered patio couldn’t be easier.

BEST BET: CHILLED MARTINI
If you’d rather die than sip a tepid drink, head to Flow Restaurant + Lounge (133 Yorkville, 416-925-2143), where the bartenders use their ice-chip wizardry to craft a martini that’s perfectly chilled even on the hottest summer day.

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK
On the ground floor of The Hazelton Hotel, you won’t just find Yorkville’s rumoured new “It” resto, but you’ll find out why One (116 Yorkville, 416-961-9600) lives up to all the hype. Although the wraparound patio hosts 70, expect a wait. To kill the time, you might consider robbing a bank to pay the hefty bill headed your way.

NO TRUST FUND REQUIRED In a grey and dreary land mostly occupied by high-rises, condo-dwellers in Yorkville’s southern region will find a cheaper (albeit less glamorous) night out at The Foxes Den (1075 Bay, 416-961-1975). Although the people-­watching is far better a few blocks up the road, the newly renovated den, which now boasts two patios, may be the only place in Yorkville where the sweatpants-off-your-floor look won’t turn any heads.

BEST PLACE TO STALK BEN AFFLECK
If it’s glitz and glam you crave, wind your way down the street to star-studded Hemingway’s (142 Cumberland, 416-968-2828). Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a few hours on one of the city’s finest patios — so grab that cute Bay Street investment banker (or just her wallet) and get drinking.

Toronto Bar and Patio Guide: Yonge Street Uptown

YONGE STREET UPTOWN

Bar and Patio Guide

BY Sivan Keren May 14, 2008 18:05

Link to article on EYEWEEKLY.COM

Once considered the desolate northern border of the city, this ’hood now boasts tonnes of bars, fresh fruit markets, and top-notch restos. The prices aren’t always cheap given the bourgeois target market (Forest Hill and Rosedale mansion owners), but there are plenty of affordable gems between Bloor and Eglinton along the longest street in the world.

OLD STANDBYS The service won’t blow your mind, nor will the shrieking home-for-the-summer Queen’s undergrads, but the third-storey patio at Scallywags (11 St. Clair W., 416-922-3737) ain’t half bad. Wait patiently through Jack Johnson tunes and the music may momentarily redeem itself with a solid Radiohead track.

If you’re not a jock, sports bars can be lame, but big patios are hard to come by. At the corner of Yonge and Heath, Fox and Fiddle (1535 Yonge, 416-967-3400) achieves a happy medium. On the multi-level patios, you can ignore the Sportsnet if you choose, while slurping down a Caesar (or four) on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Better yet, come en masse on a weeknight and share a bucket of beer on the Fiddle’s oversized beach-themed rooftop patio.

Not into surprises? Rest assured, you’ll always know what you’re getting at any of the Firkin pubs: a big bar, lots of beer and, more often than not, a decent patio. Quail and Firkin (1055 Yonge, 416-962-0782) has one that’s full of picnic benches and men in suits, but it also happens to be a perfect spot for puppy-watching.

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK The folks at recently reno’d Fionn MacCool’s (21 St. Clair W., 416-925-7827) have knocked out their street-side bricks and replaced them with an enormous garage door–like window. Almost as good as an actual patio, the open façade leaves nothing between you and the homeward-bound business types, except maybe a bit of jealousy. A great spot for post-work drinks, the new makeshift patio is more reminiscent of Paris than it is Dublin — though the requisite Celtic tunes certainly do the pub’s name justice.

BEST PLACE TO CATCH YOUR SPINNING INSTRUCTOR EATING PIZZA
When momentarily detached from their crackberries, the uptown crowd can’t get enough of Spacco Billiard Bar & Eatery (2415 Yonge, 416-489-4163) — and, really, who can blame them? Once you find it, the tucked-away, patio-first entrance fosters a quaint neighbourly feel, giving patrons a cheese and wine–induced respite from the regularly scheduled chaos of Yonge and Eglinton.

Toronto Bar and Patio Guide: Yonge Street Downtown

YONGE STREET DOWNTOWN

Bar and Patio Guide

BY Sivan Keren May 14, 2008 18:05

Link to article on EYE WEEKLY.COM

Let’s just put it this way: if you’ve got out-of-towners to impress, you probably don’t want to rush to downtown Yonge Street for a nightcap. The few bars and patios in existence on this commercial strip aren’t particularly inviting — unless it’s a simple post-work pint that you’re craving. But if it is, some watering holes are far superior to others.

OLD STANDBYS
Boasting a decent-sized patio right on College (not an easy feat), Pogue Mahone (777 Bay, 416-593-3339) is a great spot to share a pint with that co-worker you’ve been pining for. Once you’ve broken the ice, head for a more homey environment (literally, the place is a converted house) at 7 West Café (7 Charles W, 416-928-9041), where a lovely English waitress might serve you the best BLT you’ll have all year.

Not that you really need another excuse to duck out early from work but every afternoon from 4pm to 6pm appetizers are half-price at Brownstone Bistro & Bar (603 Yonge, 416-920-6288). Their south-facing patio on the corner of Gloucester and Yonge gets lots of sunlight, so bring the SPF 60,000.

BEST BET: BEER SELECTION
Fancy beer drinkers might strive to distance themselves from the swilling crowd, but at Volo (587 Yonge, 416-928-0008) they’ve certainly grasped that a wide-ranging selection of both draft and bottled fare can be accompanied by friendly, enthusiastic servers without anybody losing any cred.

Looking for something with more of a backyard vibe? Walk a few meters east of Yonge to Local 4 Relax Station (4 Dundonald, 416-915-0113), where the red benches and wooden platform add a my-dad-built-this-deck nostalgia. Try the artichoke parmesan dip topped with red pepper brunoise or the delectable flourless chocolate cake, and you’ll surely be back for more.

BLOW THE BANK ON BEER With an ale and lager menu 150 beers strong, toddler-aged beerbistro (18 King E., 416-861-9872) is destined for old-standby heights. The elegant resto looks like a room in the Von Trapp family mansion (sans the singing Austrians) and if you think choosing a Democratic Party nominee sounds hard, try ordering from a menu with an entire page on mussels alone!

Portaging in Temagami

Float on

BY Sivan Keren May 07, 2008 13:05

Link to article on EYEWEEKLY.COM

Temagami, Ontario may be one of the few places you’ll go where breakups make everyone happy.

“Breakup season has arrived!” says Ottertooth.com, a popular Temagami news site. Bitter? Not at all. Up north, breakup refers to the point when sheets of winter ice melt, rendering the water ripe for canoeing. And for tripping enthusiasts like Stefan Superina, spring is one of the best times of the year for adventuring. “Right after breakup, the water is high and the area is much quieter,” he says.

But those of you imagining gently rowing around grand birch trees while taking photos for your Facebook profile, take heed. Canoeing’s requisite partner, portaging (carrying your gear from lake to lake), is no walk in the park (well, not a leisurely one, anyway). For an instant lesson in humility, try scaling a rock face toting a 50-pound, 17-foot-long mammoth of wood and canvas over your head. Add 30 or 40 pounds in water proof barrels (your food and a propane stove) and 15 pounds of personal gear to a few hours of rowing in the rain, and what do you get? No, not just throbbing pain and hunger. “Peace,” says Superina.

“Being in a world where you don’t have entertainment at the push of a button — you can’t get that kind of peace in a city,” he says.

From camping permits, to gear, to the gas to get there, a week of canoeing for two can run between $350 and $500. For a cheaper and closer option, head to Harbourfront for lessons in the pool and the lake starting at $94 (rental gear available). Visit www.paddletoronto.com for details. And don’t forget the bug spray. Just like humans, mosquitoes like to feast after breakups.

Feature: Livin’ Eco-Friendly on the Danforth

It’s Easy Being Green

May 5th, 2008

Don’t be an eco-skeptic:

this tree-hugging ‘hood has it all

by Sivan Keren

Water: clean, simple, hydrating. On a sticky summer day, it’s the drink we’re hard-wired to crave in mass proportions. And although personal water bottles have been on many of our grab-on-the-way-out-the-door checklists for a while now, a new realization has come about in the realm of water-carriage: plastic is definitely “out.”

“They’ve been flying off the shelves,” says Emilie St-Hilare, of the coveted stainless steel Klean Kanteen water bottles. St-Hilare, who works at the eco-friendly Grassroots at Chester and Danforth, says that customers have been coming in droves for the environmentally friendly alternatives to traditional plastic bottles. The trend has picked up so quickly that the store has been back-ordering the bottles for months.

Rob Baker of the nearby The Big Carrot says he’s never encountered such great demand. Like Grassroots, the health food store has seen an enormous peak in sales for the alternative bottles. Baker attributes this surge to an article published in the Globe and Mail. The paper recently reported that outdoor products retailer Mountain Equipment Co-op was pulling the previously popular Nalgene plastic water bottles from its shelves, citing health and environmental concerns.

“There’s been about a 40 percent growth in alternative bottle sales since the article,” says Baker. He adds that though Siggs, a competitor of Klean Kanteen that comes in a variety of colours, have been marginally more popular than the slightly heavier Kanteen, sales numbers for both types of bottles have been “shooting through the roof” with no end in sight.

An Eco-friendly ‘hood
The 40 percent growth rate reflects an even greater trend: ecoholism. The term was coined by Torontonian and Ecoholic author Adria Vasil, and is reflected in the debates from Ottawa to your kitchen table.

“This is a tree-hugging neighbourhood,” says Janet McGregor, an employee of Ten Thousand Villages, a fair-trade and eco-friendly non-profit retailer on the Danforth strip. McGregor adds that people on the Danforth seem to have a stronger environmental conscience compared to other areas. “They come in and I ask, ‘Are you familiar with our store?’ But in this location, people pretty well already know.”

Unfortunately, many eco-friendly products come with a relatively hefty price tag. And for folks in this neighbourhood, especially for young families, price is certainly a concern. But the interest is definitely there: one Danforth resident tells me that if prices were more competitive, she’d buy all organic and eco-friendly products. Although the higher prices are often attributed to a number of factors from supply and demand to the cost of production, at the end of the day, for customers, cost is often the prevailing consideration.

Ecoholic Meets Eco-skeptic
Since nearly everyone I spoke to has encountered someone who thinks that green products just don’t work, I decided to leave the price debate aside for a while, setting out to assess how effective the green products on the Danforth really are. To account for any bias (as I’m a self-proclaimed ecoholic), I was joined by Lauren, an eco-skeptic member of our editorial staff. Our first item of business, as it should always be, was pizza.

Pizza: Delissio 4 Cheese Pizza (654 g, $5.99, Loblaws) vs. Life Choices OrganiCuisine Three Cheese Pizza (315 g, $9.79, The Big Carrot)
As much as I long, as the Life Choices pizza box says, “to secure a healthy future, free of synthetic pesticides and herbicides” for our planet, my colleague Lauren is right: it tastes like “cheese-on-bread-in-oven.” I told my boyfriend there was a slice left over, omitting the fact that it was eco-friendly. He took one bite and said, “This is pretty much the worst pizza I’ve ever tasted.”

Dandruff Shampoo: Head & Shoulders (200 mL, $5.96, Loblaws) vs. J-A-S-O-N Tea Tree Oil Shampoo (517 mL, $9.99, The Big Carrot)
Since many people get summer flakes from the sun, we thought it might be a good idea to check out dandruff shampoos. As it turns out, the flake-busters are the worst of the lot! Many brands of dandruff shampoo contain an anti-fungal compound called zinc pyrithione, which, according to the Swedish Society for Nature Conservation (and pointed out by Adria Vasil in her book), can be deadly to fish: “If you put as little as 1/10000 tablespoon [of zinc pyrithione] in an aquarium containing 1000 litres of water, half the fish population will die in four days. A dose for hair wash . . . contains 88 mg.” So we checked out an eco-friendlier option. After a week of using J-A-S-O-N, most flakes were gone. What’s more, the herbal scent and creamy consistency beat out the synthetic smell and gumminess of Head & Shoulders.

Laundry Detergent: Sunlight Lemon Fresh (2.95 L, $8.99, Loblaws)Vs. Nature Clean All Natural Laundry (1.82 L, $8.25, Grassroots)
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it! We were immediately impressed with the price of the eco-friendly product. Even though you get less liquid for a similar cost, the number of loads (approximately 30) that you can get from each bottle is the same, because you can use much less Nature Clean for the same effect. While it lacked the citrus-yumminess of Sunlight Lemon, our clothes were effectively dirt-free. A warning about gym clothes, though: it might be a good idea to let them soak a bit longer.

It’s Not Too Late
If the Danforth tree-hugger in you is hesitant to come out this summer, don’t let the fear of defectiveness hold you back. In fact, the only disappointing product we tried was the pizza, which Baker admits isn’t the best The Big Carrot offers. He recommends the Amy’s brand, which he says is much easier on the palate. “You can get a crappy pizza from Loblaws too,” he adds. To keep costs down, Baker suggests that you get to work. As with non-eco-friendly items, pre-packaged, ready-made products are sure to make your eco-shopping more expensive than if you buy the ingredients whole and do it yourself. As for the future of affordability, Baker suggests, “the more people that support [the products] will simply mean in the future . . . the price will go down considerably.”

Feature: Toronto Freedom Festival

Stone free

BY Sivan Keren April 30, 2008 12:04

Link to feature on EYEWEEKLY.COM

Even if you’ve never heard of the Global Marijuana March (GMM), the title itself probably conjures up a few images. And if those images include teenage boys hitting fluorescent bubbling bongs and hippie girls in cotton dresses moving oddly about to “Uncle John’s Band,” then you’re not far off.

But it’s also likely that this image is missing a few details — like cops watching on with implicit approval, rousing speeches about decriminalization and a 20,000-person crowd spread across our provincial parliament’s backyard. And these are precisely the details that the Toronto Freedom Festival (TFF), in conjunction with the GMM, will attempt to highlight.

So on May 3, while tokers from Osaka to Thunder Bay to Amsterdam puff, puff and pass in celebration of cannabis across 235 cities worldwide, the organizers of the TFF are hoping to keep the fun, but step up the serious.

To do so, the festival will call on a host of speakers, many of whom will use the “speak free” stage to discuss the politics of cannabis. Headlining the event is Marc Emery, a.k.a. “The Prince of Pot,” Canada’s high-profile cannabis activist and the US Drug Enforcement Agency’s “most wanted.” Emery will address his impending five-year sentence in an American jail — time he’ll be serving for countless cannabis-related transgressions such as selling marijuana seeds over the internet. Emery, among eight other speakers, will give participants and cynics alike good reason to take the Freedom Festival a little more seriously.

One of the most compelling of these speakers, Alison Myrden (“Freedom From Bad Prohibition”), is the “leading female spokeswoman” for Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (LEAP). The organization, composed of current and former law enforcement officials, seeks to educate the public about drug-policy failures while restoring faith and respect for officers. Myrden, who says that as a cop she “felt like quite the hypocrite,” plans to speak about legalization. And, as she puts it, bringing an immediate end to “the war on drugs.”

When we speak on the phone, Myrden describes the constant and unbearable symptoms she experiences from a disease called tic douloureux. Physicians, I later find out, refer to the neuropathic disorder, as “the most painful condition known to man.” But Myrden, who also suffers from multiple sclerosis, says that most medications she’s tried either don’t help at all, or have unsustainable side effects.

“I have a really excruciating pain in my face but I had to jump through hoops to get the only thing I could find to help,” she says, inhaling deeply. That thing? Cannabis. “As soon as I smoked a marijuana cigarette, the pain went away,” she says.

Since obtaining the prescription 13 years ago, Myrden says that her allotment (the largest in Canada) of one ounce a day has replaced over 60 per cent of her pills and thousands of milligrams of morphine. But she hasn’t forgotten how it used to be. Her struggles in attaining cannabis, the side effects of which she likens to those of coffee, are precisely what led Myrden to campaign for its legalization. Since joining LEAP, she’s written countless letters and conducted thousands of interviews advocating “to get all drugs regulated and off the street.”

And with the recent momentum of Bill C-26, there’s been plenty to write about. The bill, which would impose mandatory minimums and more severe penalties relating to drug crimes, was passed by the House of Commons on April 16 and currently awaits debate by the Justice and Human Rights Committee. And Myrden, among others, says enough is enough. She believes we need to stop getting caught up in arresting people for drugs, when drugs should be viewed as a health issue. And she’s certainly not the only one who thinks so.

Ron Marzel, the lawyer who’s been on call at the Global Marijuana March for the past four years, agrees that incarcerating marijuana users doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Marzel is a defending lawyer in the recently appealed high-profile Carasel suit. The case, which he defended before the federal courts, loosened laws surrounding the production of medical marijuana. Marzel, who’ll attend the hearing for Carasel in early September, says he’s optimistic that the federal court of appeal will uphold the original ruling.

“People should not be going to jail for possession of cannabis. It’s that simple,” Marzel says. “There are so many people engaged in smoking cannabis recreationally … and [there are] people who are really, really sick and can’t survive without the therapeutic effects that marijuana provides,” he says.
“We need to really ask ourselves: what should we be keeping criminal and what shouldn’t we be keeping criminal?” he continues.

On the speaker’s stage, Marzel will address the implications of Carasel, and other legal issues around decriminalization. The former, he says, is “heart-wrenching and dramatic in itself,” and the latter “philosophically important.”

Like Marzel, Myrden is concerned that the drug debates are taking place in the wrong part of the public sphere. “Drugs don’t belong in the legal realm,” she asserts with a natural tone of authority. But with legislation constantly changing, it’s impossible to ignore the highly political component to this weedy back and forthing. And Marzel isn’t the first to point to cross-border politics. “Our neighbour to the south of us has a lot of input and persuasiveness on the issue,” he says.

If you ask Marc Emery, he’ll say that’s a watered-down version of the story. “The US plays a dominating role in Canadian drug policy,” says the Prince of Pot from his office at Cannabis Culture in Vancouver. Emery, whose royal nickname reflects years of cannabis-related activism, is fighting extradition to the US for drug charges of selling pot seeds by mail order, a process that could see him serve time in the country he calls “Canada’s retarded younger brother.” We’ll assume that Emery means that though the US is 91 years older than Canada, it acts younger by dragging its feet on progressive drug policy. Still, Emery goes on to say he believes the US feels inferior to Canada, and is jealous and resentful that it is being forced to catch up to the modern world. And there’s plenty more where that came from. The Prince of Pot will kick off the ”speak free” festivities (“Freedom to Not be Extradited”), and says he’ll encourage the tokers below the stage to continue to come out in huge numbers.

Emery, who’s been known to blow smoke in cops’ faces at similar events, says he’ll also attempt to bring more seriousness to the party. He plans to remind the crowd that, “while we’re all smoking and having fun, there are people in jail within blocks of Queen’s Park.” (It’s a whole lot of blocks to the Don Jail, but his point is taken.) These are the people, he says, who “have made it possible for us all to break the law simultaneously.”

Although the theme of TFF may seem a bit contrived, especially in the titles of some of the speaking events (e.g. “The Freedom to Know Who You Are,” “The Freedom to Party Responsibly,” etc.), there’s a definite sense of political urgency to the content, even if it’s sometimes lost in the public perception of the event. Not that it isn’t also a celebration. “To a certain extent, it is a party,” says Marzel. “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. And I hope the party grows and grows so that the political message gets bigger and bigger.”

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